everyday i’m tumblrin’
will always reblog for the exact same reason
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers.
A blanket nest built for two…
We are so making this.
um does running away from my problems count as cardio?
We’re all going to be like
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff